Question 1

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Accepted Answer

No. I am already married. But I'm very flattered.

Question 2

I HAVEN'T AN HEIR AND NEED SOMEONE TO WHOMST I MIGHT BEQUEATH MY VAST FORTUNE. COULD YOU BE THEY?

Accepted Answer

I'm absolutely open to discussing this with you.

Question 3

WHAT'S THAT GROWTH?

Accepted Answer

Not sure, but I'm having it checked out.

Question 4

I WOULD LIKE TO HIRE YOU FOR MY MOVIE OR TELEVISION SHOW.

Accepted Answer

That's not a question. But yes, I'm likely interested in working on your movie or television show, as long as it's not boring, and you are nice.

Question 5

WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF MARCH 17TH?

Accepted Answer

Are you deaf, pig? LAW. YER.

Question 6

WHO'S MOMMY'S BEST LITTLE BOY?

Accepted Answer

I am!

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